To: kaka who wrote (168889 ) 2/22/2002 3:07:37 PM From: John Koligman Respond to of 176387 K, I've already got a nice percentage profit in both, and I need it as I want to donate to this fine cause in the worst way!! Regards, John <ggg> PLEASE HELP, IF YOU CAN! THIS IS **SUCH** AN IMPORTANT ISSUE RIGHT NOW! Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to help those in need. Enron executives in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level ... right here in the land of plenty. And, as if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived of it as a result of the bankruptcy and current SEC and Congressional investigations. But now, you can help! For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (that's less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help an Enron executive remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem, as it barely covers their per diem, but it's a start! Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to an Enron exec it could mean the difference between a vacation spent sucking ass in D.C., golfing in Hawaii or a Mediterranean cruise. For you, less than $700 a day is nothing more than your car payment, mortgage payment, food, vehicle maintenance, entertainment expenses, college investment and your 401(k) contribution. Your commitment of just under $700 a day will enable an Enron exec to trade in that year-old Mercedes for a new Ferrari, enjoy a weekend at their chateau in the South of France, or simply renew their country club membership. HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING? Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the exec you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds, 401(k), real estate, political contributions and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home. You'll also get information on how he plans to invest his golden parachute. Imagine the joy as you watch your executive's portfolio double or triple! Plus, upon signing up for this program, you will receive a photo of the exec unsigned (for a signed photo, please include an additional $50.00). Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering. HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING? Your Enron exec will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to help in a time of need. Although the exec won't know your name, he will be able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator just in case additional funds are needed for unexpected expenses. YES, I WANT TO HELP! I would like to sponsor an Enron executive. My preference is checked below: [ ] Mid-level Manager [ ] Director [ ] Vice President (Higher cost; please specify which department) [ ] President (Even higher cost; please specify which department) [ ] CEO (Contribution: Average Enron yearly salary x 27,000) [ ] Entire Company [ ] I'll sponsor an Exec most in need. Please select one for me Have a GREAT day!