To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (145 ) 2/23/2002 12:44:25 AM From: HG Respond to of 209 What She Really Means... You want = You want We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. We need to talk = I need to complain Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about? Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white. Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive. How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like. I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.] Yes = No No = No Maybe = No I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it. Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep. I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important. Can't we just be friends? = There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again. I just need some space = ...without you in it. Can you help me with the housework ? = If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me. Do I look fat in this dress? = We haven't had a fight in a while. No, pizza's fine = Cheap bastard. I just do not want a boyfriend now = I just do not want (you as a) boyfriend now I don't know; what do you want to do? = I can't believe that you have nothing planned Come here = My puppy does this too. I like you but... = I don't like you. You never listen = You never listen. We're moving too quickly = I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend. I'll be ready in a minute = I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will. Oh, no, I will pay for myself = I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch I'm just going out with the girls = We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends -Censored for PG-13 rating....and I'm not even going to go into What He Really Means.....