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To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (145)2/23/2002 12:44:25 AM
From: HG  Respond to of 209
 
What She Really Means...

You want = You want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe? = It's easy to fix, so you'd better get used to it.

Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

Can't we just be friends? = There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.

I just need some space = ...without you in it.

Can you help me with the housework ? = If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me.

Do I look fat in this dress? = We haven't had a fight in a while.

No, pizza's fine = Cheap bastard.

I just do not want a boyfriend now = I just do not want (you as a) boyfriend now

I don't know; what do you want to do? = I can't believe that you have nothing planned

Come here = My puppy does this too.

I like you but... = I don't like you.

You never listen = You never listen.

We're moving too quickly = I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend.

I'll be ready in a minute = I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will.

Oh, no, I will pay for myself = I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch

I'm just going out with the girls = We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends

-Censored for PG-13 rating....and I'm not even going to go into What He Really Means.....



To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (145)2/23/2002 12:53:30 AM
From: HG  Respond to of 209
 
Its no wonder when you step on a scale, it reads "...to be continued"



To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (145)2/23/2002 3:00:41 PM
From: Rainy_Day_Woman  Respond to of 209
 
I've never had a Krispy Kreme

what am I missing?