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To: scaram(o)uche who wrote (1543)2/26/2002 5:28:25 PM
From: software salesperson  Respond to of 7143
 
In pharmacology all drugs have generic names. Tylenol is Acetaminophen. Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on.

The FDA is looking for a generic name for viagra and announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafailin. Other names considered were: Mycoxafloppin and Mydixadrupin, Mycoxnoworkin and Mydixarizen.

Slogans being considered by Viagra.

10.Viagra, Its “Whaazzzzz Up!"

9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.

8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7 Viagra, When it absolutely,

positively has to be there tonight.

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4 Viagra, strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!

3 Viagra, Tastes great!………More filling!

2 Viagra, We bring good things to life!

And the number one slogan, being considered by Viagra:

1. This is your penis………This is your penis on drugs.