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To: Thomas A Watson who wrote (233382)	3/3/2002 11:00:02 AM
From: DOUG H	Respond to of 769670

>What Personal Ad descriptions really mean... > >WOMEN'S ADS : > 40-ish= 49 > Adventurer =Slept with all your friends > Athletic= No tits > Average looking=Has a face like a basset hound > Beautiful= Pathological liar > Contagious Smile= Does a lot of Ecstasy > Educated= Banged her Political Science professor > Emotionally Secure= Medicated > Feminist= Fat ballbuster > Free spirit=Junkie > Friendship first= Trying to live down reputation as a slut > Fun= Annoying > Gentle= Comatose > Good Listener= Borderline Autistic > New-Age= All body hair, all the time > Old-fashioned= Lights out, missionary position only, no BJs > Open-minded= Desperate >Outgoing= Loud and Embarrassing > Passionate= Sloppy drunk > Poet= Depressive Schizophrenic > Professional= Certified Bitch > Redhead= Bad dye-job > Reubenesque= Grossly Fat > Romantic= Looks better by candle light > Social= Has been passed around like an hors d'oeuvres tray > Voluptuous= Very Fat > Weight proportion w/ height= Hugely Fat -as tall as you are wide. > Wants Soulmate= Stalker > Widow= Drove first husband to shoot himself > Young at heart= Old bat > > >MEN'S ADS : > 40-ish= 52 and looking for 25-yr-old > Athletic= Watches a lot of NASCAR > Average looking= Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back > Educated= Will patronize the shit out of you > Free Spirit= Banging your sister > Friendship first= As long as friendship involves getting laid > Fun= Good with a remote and a six pack > Good looking= Arrogant > Very good looking= Dumb as a board > Honest= Pathological Liar > Huggable= Overweight, more body hair than a bear > Likes to cuddle= Insecure mama's boy > Mature= Older than your father > Open-minded= Wants to sleep with your roommate but she's not interested > Physically fit = Does a lot of 12-ounce curls > Poetic= Wrote ex-girlfriend's # on a bathroom stall > Sensitive= Cries at chick flicks > Very sensitive= Gay > Spiritual= Got laid in a cemetery once > Loyal= Arrested for stalking, but not convicted > Thoughtful= Says "Excuse me" when he farts >