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To: ManyMoose who wrote (236595)3/12/2002 12:16:21 AM
From: Selectric II  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769667
 
It would spoil my beef stew.

Not to worry. I will publish a strictly animalitarianism cookbook, with suitable substitutes for carrots, potatoes and onions.

Am researching now... silicates, limestone, and sandstone, along with various microorganisms found floating in the ocean, which can be ground, processed with your favorite meats, and formed into any vegetable shape. They will be marketed as "Boca Veggies," and you will never crave a veggie platter again. Think of the good we will do.

Remember, vegetables have feelings, too. They just express them more slowly (they wilt). PETV and animalitarianism forever!

And don't forget to firebomb the houses of all those evil vegetarians.