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To: TimF who wrote (2346)3/12/2002 8:44:08 PM
From: Poet  Read Replies (4) | Respond to of 21057
 
I just received this from a poet friend, thought that the Microsoft devotees on this thread might smile:

In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft messages
with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction rules. Each
poem has only three lines, 17 syllables: 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in
the second, 5 in the third. Haiku is used to communicate a timeless message
often achieving a wistful, yearning, and powerful insight through extreme
brevity.

Yesterday it worked.

Today it is not working.

Windows is like that.

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Your file was so big.

It might be very useful.

But now it is gone.

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The Website you seek

Cannot be located, but

Countless more exist.

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You step in the stream,

But the water has moved on.

This page is not here.

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Chaos reigns within.

Reflect, repent, and reboot.

Order shall return.

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Program aborting:

Close all that you have worked on.

You ask far too much.

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Windows NT crashed.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

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First snow, then silence.

This thousand-dollar screen dies

So beautifully.

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The Tao that is seen

Is not the true Tao--until

You bring fresh toner.

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Three things are certain:

Death, taxes and lost data.

Guess which has occurred.

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Out of memory.

We wish to hold the whole sky,

But we never will.

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Having been erased,

The document you're seeking

Must now be retyped.

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Serious error.

All shortcuts have disappeared.

Screen. Mind. Both are blank.