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To: John Sladek who wrote (2544)3/13/2002 7:22:52 PM
From: Bill Ulrich  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2770
 
Dear Mr. Sladek, re: paperless toilet.

Thank you for the excellent suggestion! It would certainly wring every last nickel of profit from the paperless ledgers if we install "pay-per-sheet" tissue dispensers in the employee restrooms. Less paper waste and fewer janitorial expenses should push our bottom line over the rim. We could implement a "credit/rebate" system to recognize the extra-industrious employees — perhaps a discounted roll at the end of the month for the top three producers. I shall mention this at the next cost-cutting strategy meeting.

-MrB