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To: Richnorth who wrote (83441)3/19/2002 7:06:14 AM
From: E. Charters  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 116764
 
These points raise some interesting questions.

1. How likely is a poisonous spider to be killed by a champagne cork?
2. If lions do not have sex for pleasure, why do they do it 700 times a day when mating season arrives?
3. If one tosses enough pennies to find out how many times it lands heads out of ten thousand reliably, what do they do in their spare time?
4. Who did the yelling for 8 years, and seven days and six hours to heat that cup of coffee and what brand was it?
5. Where was Betty Rubble when the Flintstones posed for the chewables account? Are we to believe the sort of thing that happens to the playboy centrefolds during photo sessions happened to Betty? I thought these were kids vitamins. For shame!
6. I doubt that Americans or Italians eat that much pizza every day. 18 acres on the average is a lot. I didn't even eat one acre yesterday. But on the other hand, perhaps my neighbour ate 36, so the average may hold out. This may explain why obesity is a problem in this nation.

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