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To: E. Charters who wrote (83502)	3/20/2002 2:07:22 AM
From: Richnorth	Respond to of 116764

Bald patch on the head, eh? I remember yours came to be as a result of swinging bears over your shoulder and the friction of contact between your head and bear caused the hair to fall off over time. BTW, there was a story making the rounds among some Hindus in India, about 50 years ago, as to why many a European Christian has a bald patch on his head. It went like this. One day, the Muslim prophet Mohammed was perched up a tree in a forest. He spreadeagled himself over some branches and he was masturbating despite his four wives at home. Along came Jesus astride on a mule. Mohammed was so enrapt with what he was doing that he did not notice Jesus approaching. So deep in thought was Jesus that he did not notice what Mohammed was doing. The moment Jesus was directly under where Mohammed was, Mohammed had an huge orgasm and he ejaculated copiously right on top of Jesus' head. And so Jesus' hair became "contaminated" and his hair began to fall off. And so today many a Christian (follower of Jesus) has a bald patch on his head. (The story, however, ignores the fact that Jesus preceded Mohammed by more than 600 years. It was just a tale that the Christian-hating and Muslim-hating Hindus enjoy telling one another.)