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To: E who wrote (3669)3/20/2002 11:24:57 AM
From: Lazarus_Long  Respond to of 21057
 
WHAT???? You're going to run off and leave me alone here with this cage full of maddened animals???

Well, all right, I'll do some work too. Better than being mauled.



To: E who wrote (3669)3/20/2002 11:47:04 AM
From: Lazarus_Long  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 21057
 
A new teacher decided the best way to get to know her kids was to ask them their name and what their father does for a living.

The first little girl says "My name is Mary and my father is a postman."

The next little boy says "I'm Andy and my dad is a mechanic."

And so it goes until one little boy says "My name is Joey and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the school yard the teacher approaches Joey privately and asks if it is really true that his dad dances nude in a gay bar.

Joey blushes and says "No, he's really an auditor for Arthur Andersen, but I'm just too emabrassed to tell anyone."