To: stockman_scott who wrote (1946 ) 3/22/2002 9:35:01 PM From: Glenn Petersen Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 3602 From today's Chicago Tribune: David Greising This marchin' just a sign of the Enron times Published March 22, 2002 Andersen partners and employees are staging demonstrations in Washington, D.C., Chicago, Houston and other cities. Pinstriped protesters? The times they are a-changin'. Here's a reworked Bob Dylan anthem to help them out: Come Andersen partners wherever you are And admit it, our futures might not stretch very far. Who'd ever have thought we'd need a bail-bond loan Or for bankruptcy we might be filing? Come consultants, auditors who counted the beans And scored Enron "profits" by whatever means. Didn't ask no questions, didn't create no tax liens. There's no telling what assets we're hiding. For the losses were all reported as gains And the bottom line was ever-changing. Come clients, friends, spouses, please understand. The work of accountancy once seemed so bland. But your sons and your daughters took Enron's command. The fees looked so good back then. Who could've guessed that Skilling was such a slick man? Enron checks, they weren't a-bouncing. Come congressmen, prosecutors, please heed the call. If you throw us in jail, we can't go to the mall. We tried to settle, you wouldn't listen at all. For investors and justice you think you stand tall. Shredded records have you a-raging. From the looks of the indictment, you don't care at all, If Andersen's future you're dating. We're marching on Washington, throughout the land. We think it's important that you understand That we're coming to you with hat in hand. Sympathy, we are a-needing. Just because we helped Enron shouldn't mean we're all damned. But our clients, they now are fleeing. We have a slogan, "I am Andersen" That includes all employees, each and every one, Even those who did Sunbeam, and Waste Management. The numbers looked good, who were we then to know That our clients were guesstimating? They said they made money. We said, "Agreed." Investors they took a beating. Kenny Boy seemed so honest, a Bush crony, too. In the soup line, we'll all be eating. At first it was Enron, that was bad stuff. Pretty soon it was Qwest, and then sure enough Global Crossing and Kmart. What's next, Toys "R" Us? All accountants people are doubting. Who'd have guessed that the public would be in such a huff Over simple financial accounting? Andersen shouldn't only be getting it rough. Other firms, they need a pounding. We hired Paul Volcker to clean up our act. Then the ex-Fed chairman gathered the facts. He said stop the tax dodges, the consultancy. Don't help clients hide losses in strange entities. Quit paying your partners huge finder's fees. There was just one big problem with what Volcker said. If we did it, our firm would surely be dead, And our resumes we'd all be mailing. Some firms want to buy us, but then just as fast They look at us twice, and soon take a pass. Lawsuits are intimidating. We clearly won't now be mating. And the first partner out of here won't be the last. Andersen's hopelessly fading.