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To: epicure who wrote (4203)	3/22/2002 1:02:32 PM
From: cosmicforce	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 21057

I wonder if an al Qaeda version of that is going around? 72 Virginians, bent over, lined up, ready to receive bin Laden... Will this joke be funny in 20 years? Reminds me of Krusty the Clown's not-so-funny So Damned Insane jokes (Saddam Hussein).

To: epicure who wrote (4203)	3/22/2002 2:10:37 PM
From: Wharf Rat	Respond to of 21057

OK, that's cool... is this better? Caution, mocks PETA) > > > Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down > > and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would > have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and > whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. > > Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in > the world and bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves. They > selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed > his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After five years they came up > > with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed > steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it. > > When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange > looking animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry > for Bush > because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 > seconds with the Afghanistani dog. > > When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage and > slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog. Osama's dog snarled and leaped > out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund-but when it got close > enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened its mouth and > consumed Osama's dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of his > dog. > > Osama came up to Bush shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't > understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working > for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world > and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves." > > "That's nothing," said Bush. "We had our best plastic surgeons working > for five years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog." > > GOD BLESS AMERICA Good night Rat Kid