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To: E who wrote (5082)3/27/2002 2:48:05 PM
From: Neocon  Respond to of 21057
 
I have heard religious jokes that I did not think were offensive. So what?:

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were having a picnic on a boat on a lake, but they left their basket on the shore. The priest decided he needed some salt, stepped out of the boat onto the water, and proceeded to walk across the water and back with the salt. The rabbi blinked, but said nothing. After awhile, the minister decided he needed a sharper knife to cut his pickle, stepped out of the boat, walked on the water to the basket, and walked on the water back to the boat with the knife. By this time the rabbi was seriously alarmed, and decided he could not shame his people by being shown up, so he said:"You know, I could really go for some horseradish, but I left it in the basket". Then he stepped outside of the boat and sank like a stone. As the priest and minister reached out to help him, the priest turned to the minister and said," Do y'think we shoulda told him about the large bridge of rocks under the surface?"

Here's another:

The Pope was thinking about expelling the Jews of Rome, but decided, to be fair, to have a debate with their wisest rabbi. If he won, they would go; if they won, they would stay. But they did not speak the same language, so the debate had to carried out in sign language. First, the Pope pointed to the horizon. The old rabbit emphatically pointed to the ground. The Pope started sweating, but then held out an egg. The rabbi promptly pulled out a matzah. By this time, the Pope was shaking. Then he raised one finger, but the rabbi held out three fingers with courage and determination. Finally, the Pope said,"Whatta can I say, he won, they can stay." Back at the Vatican, the cardinals asked what had happened, so the Pope explained:"First, I said the sun, she's the center of the universe, but he said no, the Earth is. Well, what coulda I say? Then I said the Earth, she is a- round, but he said no, she is a flat, which, according to our cartographers, is true. Then I said One God, but he said No, Three Persons in One God. Well, after that, of course I had to concede." Back in the ghetto, everyone gathered around the rabbi to find out what had happened. He said:"Vell, first he said 'You are going', so I said 'No, we stay here'. Then he whipped out his lunch, so I whipped out my lunch too. Finally, he said 'This to you', so I said 'This to you Three Times!'"



To: E who wrote (5082)3/27/2002 3:09:47 PM
From: Lazarus_Long  Respond to of 21057
 
Anthrax terror remains a mystery
cnn.com
March 27, 2002 Posted: 10:57 AM EST (1557 GMT)

From Susan Candiotti
CNN

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Almost six
months after anthrax letters began
turning up in the mail, the mystery of
who sent those deadly missives and
why persists.

There has been some progress. Authorities
have narrowed to about two dozen the
number of labs believed capable of making
the deadly spores.

Scientists also have learned the anthrax
spores that filled letters to Sens. Tom
Daschle, D-South Dakota, and Patrick
Leahy, D-Vermont, were even purer than
investigators thought.

The anthrax's purity and potency makes it highly unlikely the killer could have made
and treated the spores in a makeshift setting, according to officials involved in the
massive investigation.

"There are only so many people, so many places that this can be done," said Van
Harp, the assistant FBI director leading the anthrax investigation.

The culprit, Harp said, knew what he or she was doing.

"Contrary to what was initially out there at the
beginning of the investigation, this anthrax, we do
not believe, was made up in a garage or a bathtub,"
Harp said.

Five people died of the inhaled form of anthrax and
13 others suffered anthrax infections.

Four letters were recovered in connection with the
incidents, and authorities believe at least one other
letter -- never found -- passed through the postal
system and led to the October 5, 2001, death of a
photo editor in Florida, the first fatality.

In addition to those sent to the two Senate offices,
anthrax-laced letters were sent to the New York
Post and NBC News.

The anthrax incidents -- which subsided after the
November death of an elderly widow in
Connecticut -- prompted significant changes in how
the U.S. Postal Service handles and treats the mail,
including the installation of new cleaning equipment
and irradiation of mail sent to Congress.

The Postal Service is also testing high-tech sensors
in an effort to detect anthrax and other biohazards.
Two of the five fatalities were postal workers.

The anthrax deaths underscored the fact that even
the most powerful nation on Earth was not immune
to bioterrorism and raised the question of whether
the United States has a domestic terrorist within its midst.

Roughly 5,000 interviews have yielded no suspect, but the FBI maintains it will find
the person responsible for the fatal letters.

"Quite possibly, we've already interviewed
the person once ... but we're going to get
back to him if we did," Harp said.

The FBI has said it believes the person
responsible for the anthrax mailings has
"technical knowledge" and "has or had
legitimate access to select biological agents
at some time."

Army connection?

One of the labs capable of producing
anthrax spores is the U.S. Army Medical
Research Institute of Infectious Diseases at Fort Detrick, Maryland.

"When you think of where did anthrax possibly come from, you have to think of
our laboratory," said Maj. Gen. John Parker, who until his retirement last week
oversaw the team of scientists at the lab assigned to the FBI case.

Over the years, Fort Detrick shared its anthrax with others labs for research
purposes. In the 1990s, there was a series of security lapses.

It also has a long history of training highly skilled scientists, leading some to
suggest the spores or even the anthrax killer might be associated with the lab.

Barbara Rosenberg, a microbiologist with the State University of New York at
Purchase, accuses the FBI of stalling to protect government secrets.

"There may be embarrassing information connected with the entire event and there
may not be real enthusiasm about bringing this information out to the public," she
said.

The FBI hotly rejects such suggestions.

"Those are uninformed ... outsiders," Harp said.

No connection to Sept. 11

When the anthrax letters began turning up in the mail, many observers speculated
that they might somehow be connected to international terrorists -- coming so soon
after the September 11 attacks.

But after searching evidence left behind by the September 11 hijackers, the FBI
says there is absolutely no evidence linking them to the anthrax attacks. The letters
contained the message: "Death to America. Death to Israel. Allah is great."

In the end, science may hold the key to the killer.

"Once the science half is done, I think we're going to solve this investigation," said
the FBI's Harp.