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To: Lucretius who wrote (157381)	3/27/2002 3:03:50 PM
From: Real Man	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 436258

You should also buy SOX. It has been beaten down to 575 again - which is, of course, totally unjustified -ggg- Oops, I see someone has already scooped that bargain

To: Lucretius who wrote (157381)	3/27/2002 3:29:51 PM
From: advinfo	Respond to of 436258

The "You left me when I needed you most" file: forbes.com

To: Lucretius who wrote (157381)	3/27/2002 4:05:12 PM
From: rolatzi	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 436258

And I'll double you!

To: Lucretius who wrote (157381)	3/27/2002 7:04:05 PM
From: mishedlo	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 436258

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, "Patrick Henry, 1775." He said. "Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'?" Again, no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japanese." "Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little creep. If you say anything else, I'll kill you." Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh geez, we're in BIG trouble!" and Suzuki said, "Arthur Andersen, 2001."