I've had to disqualify your entry, Sherman, because it was submitted after the market closed yesterday. I don't know whether you're deliberately trying to disrupt the contest or what, but such an entry does a disservice to all the good people on this thread who've made the contest so popular on SI over the past few years.
In any case, Sherman, I question whether you'd qualify as a guru. Where are your predictions, your profuse prophecies, your provisional prognostications, your pronouncements, your possibles and perhapses, your palmistry, your puffed-up pontifications, your presentiments, your premonitions, your perspicacious perspectives, your pig-headed pomposities, your periwig, your penetrating, pithy pensees, your proselytizing, your polarizing polemics, your petulant pejoratives, your persuasive perseverations, your prudent proscriptions, your pilfered plagiarisms, your preachifying profundities, your policies, your postulates, your pushy posturing, your pokes, your ploys, your prattling pleasantries, your prickly pride, your profanities, your presumptions, your primers, your pained, persnickety plaints, your petitions, your pillories and purges, your pathetic, piddling picayune pettiness, your peevish pooh-poohs, your pugilistic pugnacity, your parabolic profits, your popularity, your protective posse of pandering postulants, your public, your pumped, priceless picks, your postscripts?
I've asked the NYSE, AMEX and Nasdaq to suspend trading indefinitely until we can resolve this issue, Sherman -- until we can determine whether your contest entry is valid. Once it's resolved, the guru contest and trading will resume. |
