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To: Lynn who wrote (96676)3/30/2002 5:42:49 PM
From: Jerome  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 97611
 
Wally and the Free Lunch Lawyers.....

Having Wally for a client is the next best thing to a good free lunch...

Since the day of the vote Wally's lawyers were scratching up some ex-Enron employees and some one lung clients of Philip Morris....kind of a a make work project and then Wally walked into the office.

Most of the lawyers were watching a strip show on the local sex channel, and cheering madly as each piece of clothing fell to the floor. Wally thought the cheering was for him and got carried away.

After they used terms such as determined, heroic, spoiler persistent, historic and his name in the same sentence how could he let the case end on a simple vote.

My janitor friend that works at the firm and was standing by the baskets of shredded documents overheard two of the lawyers commenting, "who needs a free lunch when you got Wally and his checkbook?"