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To: Lazarus_Long who wrote (6865)4/4/2002 9:03:56 PM
From: E  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 21057
 
Maybe everybody else has seen these, but they just arrived in my email and I think they're very clever. Check out the last one:

Proverbs:

Home is where you hang your @.

The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

You can't teach an old mouse new clicks.

Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

C:\ is the root of all directories.

Pentium wise, pen and paper foolish.

The geek shall inherit the earth.

There's no place like home page.

Don't byte off more than you can view.

Fax is stranger than fiction.

What boots up must crash down.

Windows will never cease.

Virtual reality is its own reward.

Modulation in all things

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for months!