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To: mr.mark who wrote (5256)	4/5/2002 3:02:36 AM
From: EL KABONG!!!	Respond to of 12669

Joke told by Julia Louise Dreyfus (sp?) to Jay Leno on the Tonight Show tonight... Amazingly, not one word was censored, not one... A rich man was out shopping when he accidentally bumped into a poor man. Rich man: "Excuse me."... Poor man: "No problem. What are you doing?" Rich man: "I'm shopping for my wife's birthday present." Poor man: "No kidding? Me, too! What did you get her?" Rich man: "Well, I bought her a diamond necklace and a Jaguar. I figure if she doesn't like the necklace, she'll just absolutely love the car! What about you? What did you get your wife?" Poor man: "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo. I figure that if she doesn't like the slippers, then she can just go and f... herself!" KJC