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To: tejek who wrote (143982)4/5/2002 8:07:02 PM
From: TimF  Respond to of 1578288
 
For a change of pace from our current conversation...

>Subject: Handy Dictionary to Decipher Personal Ads
>Date: Fri, 5 Apr 2002 18:18:27 EST
>
>MEN'S ADS
>
>40-ish.............. 52 and looking for 25-yr-old
>Athletic............ Watches a lot of NASCAR
>Free Spirit..........Banging your sister
>Good looking........ Arrogant
>Very good looking... Dumb as a board
>Honest.............. Pathological Liar
>Likes to cuddle..... Insecure mama's boy
>Mature.............. Older than your father
>Physically fit...... Does a lot of 12-ounce curls
>Very sensitive...... Gay
>Spiritual........... Got laid in a cemetery once
>Thoughtful.......... Says "Excuse me" when he farts
>
>
>WOMEN'S ADS
>
>40-ish.............. 49
>Adventurer.......... Slept with all your friends
>Athletic.............No chest
>Average looking......Has a face like a basset hound
>Beautiful........... Pathological liar
>Contagious Smile.... Does a lot of Ecstasy
>Educated............ Banged her Poly-sci professor
>Emotionally Secure.. Medicated
>Feminist............ Fat ball-buster
>Free spirit......... Junkie
>Friendship first.....slut
>Fun..................Annoying
>Gentle...............Comatose
>Good Listener........Borderline Autistic
>New-Age..............It's a mess down there
>Old-fashioned....... Lights out, no BJs
>Open-minded..........Desperate
>Outgoing.............Loud and Embarrassing
>Passionate...........Sloppy drunk
>Poet.................Depressive Schizophrenic
>Professional.........Certified Bitch
>Redhead..............Bad dye-job
>Reubenesque..........Grossly Fat
>Wants Soulmate...... Stalker



To: tejek who wrote (143982)4/5/2002 8:25:35 PM
From: SilentZ  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1578288
 
>Three times as many Palestinians have been killed, and the destruction to property is much greater on the Palestinian side.

>The Palestinians who think they are ahead of the game can't be too bright.

And somehow, lots and lots, if not most of them appear to think so. They do have nearly all of the international community on their side. That's what the intifada is about. The people are put out as cannon fodder to win over international support. It's definitely working.

-Z