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To: Augustus Gloop who wrote (13604)	4/13/2002 9:59:05 PM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 45639

Wanted to see if you were paying attention. Not quite drinking A well-dressed gentleman entered an upscale restaurant in the East End of Manhattan, and took a seat at the bar. The bartender came over and asked "What can I get you to drink, sir"? The gentleman responded, "Nothing, thank you. I tried alcohol once, didn't like it, and never tried it again." The bartender was a bit perplexed, but being a friendly, outgoing sort, he pulled out a pack of cigarettes and offered the gentleman a cigarette. The gentleman refused, saying, "I tried smoking once, didn't like it, and never did it again. The point is, I wouldn't be in here at all, except that I'm waiting for my son." The bartender retorted, "Your only child, I presume?"