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To: Ish who wrote (7586)	4/7/2002 3:48:06 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 21057

Bill Clinton was seated next to an elderly priest on an airplane. Having a minor technical problem at the gate and the flight being delayed, the Captain apologized and announced that the airline would be buying a free round of drinks. When the charming and very attractive flight attendant came by, Clinton ordered a double scotch. Then she asked the priest if he would like a drink. "Oh, no thank you," replied the priest. "I would rather commit adultery than drink alcohol." Halting in mid-swallow and dribbling scotch down his front, Clinton quickly replaced his drink on the beverage cart and replied, "Excuse me, miss, I didn't know I had a choice." Stolen From Poet's Corner on IHUB