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Strategies & Market Trends : Fascist Oligarchs Attack Cute Cuddly Canadians -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Doug Soon who wrote (434)4/7/2002 2:47:53 PM
From: Condor  Respond to of 1293
 
On an island in a chain of beautiful desert islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people were stranded:

Two Canadian men and one Canadian woman.

One month later on this stunning deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following thing has occurred:

All three Canadians were still discussing that " we are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity."

An American who also was stranded begged "Just shoot me".



To: Doug Soon who wrote (434)4/7/2002 2:55:38 PM
From: marcos  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1293
 
The two canadian men and the canadian woman each set up a political party and began to debate vigourously the appropriate division of responsibilities between their federal government and their three provinces, a task made interesting though difficult through the three distinct languages in which they were unanimously unilingual ... one of them began a book called 'Trois Solitudes', which touched only briefly on the fact that all three were losing their sovereignty to the neighbours



To: Doug Soon who wrote (434)4/7/2002 3:46:42 PM
From: Doug Soon  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 1293
 
OK, let me try one.

On an island in a chain of beautiful desert islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people were stranded:

Two Canadian men and one Canadian woman.

One month later on this stunning deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following thing has occurred:

The two Canadian men set up a hockey surface on the sand, make hockey sticks from ship's planks and use a coconut for a puck. The Canadian woman thatches palm leaves to make a hockey net.

Then they trick the Americans into a male and female hockey final. Once again the Canadians give them a good old fashioned ass whuppin'.