To: Crocodile who wrote (438 ) 4/7/2002 3:46:13 PM From: marcos Respond to of 1293 ... however, paddling in three distinct compass directions as they were, with their progress entirely subject to wind and tide, they found themselves some months later only halfway out of the Straits of Juan de Fuca, where a US submarine on a mission to collect the punitive duty on the birchbark, and with the rookie draftee US national at the helm, accidentally surfaced directly under them, so they had to swim back clutching pieces of the wreckage for flotation, assuring each other all the while that there must be between this action and relations with neighbours 'no linkage, no no no linkage never, between this unfortunate incident and "other files", since at least one of the individuals to the south might not yet be completely whacko and anyway as a group they haven't actually physically invaded us since the nice candy lady's friends ran them off the last time so maybe if we're really nice and polite to them they won't this time either bla bla bla' But all was not lost - in a warm and pleasant land not far to the south, one of the two mexicanos, having fulfilled his conquista of the mexicana, the cubana, the costarriqueña, the venezolana, and a number of turistas europeas, and having heard tales of the challenge presented by the gringota rubia to the north, paddled his canoa the long way round, seduced with latino rhythm and charm la canadiense, impregnated her if not quite immaculately then certainly effectively, and whispered in her ear during the discussions of naming the child 'Emiliano ... Emiliano Zapata Harperchuk' [for the latter was her apellido, you see] ... and thus came about the origin of the Plan de Victoria which states firmly to this day that the greedy bugger ruling the other two to the immediate south cannot expect canadians to do the same kneeling to his arrogance ¡Tierra y Libertad!