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To: E who wrote (8460)	4/11/2002 10:30:44 PM
From: Solon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 21057

I am glad, E. As I told Lazarus, it was more than I wanted to say. But you know how it is... I thought these were quite funny.:-) _________________________________ During the Great Depression, two Jewish guys are walking down the street when they happen by a Baptist Church. They see a big sign posted that says, "join our church and you get fifty dollars." One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign. His friend turns to him and says, "Murray, what's going on?" "Abe," replies Murray, "I'm thinking of doing it." Abe says, "What are you, crazy?" Murray thinks for a minute and says, "Abe, I'm going to do it. The kids need shoes and I have to put food on the table." With that, Murray strides purposefully into the church and comes out an hour later with a wet forehead. "So," asks Abe, "did you get your fifty dollars?" Murray looks up at him and says, "Is that all you people think of?" ________________________________ An elderly Jewish lady is leaving the garment district to go home from work. Suddenly a man who has been walking towards her, stands in front of her, blocks her path, opens up his raincoat and flashes her. Unruffled she takes a look and remarks, "This you call a lining?"