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To: MulhollandDrive who wrote (369)4/15/2002 10:51:57 PM
From: mph  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3287
 
My sister, the purveyor of interesting concepts,
sent me yet another gem:

>
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.
The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally he decided the animal was old and
the well needed to be covered up anyway,
it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over
and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and
began to shovel dirt into the well. At first,
the donkey realized what was happening
and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's
amazement, he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally
looked down the well and was astonished at
what he saw.

With every shovel of dirt that hit his
back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel
dirt on top of the animal, he would shake
it off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the
donkey stepped up over the edge of the
well and trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you,
all kinds of dirt. The trick
to getting out of the well is to
shake it off and take a step up.

Each of our troubles is a stepping stone.
We can get out of the deepest wells
just by not stopping, never giving up!
Shake it off and take a step up!

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

P.S. The donkey later came back and kicked
THE CRAP out of the farmer that tried burying him.

Moral: When you try to cover your ass, it always comes back to get you.