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To: Alan Smithee who wrote (1104)4/16/2002 12:55:49 AM
From: jcky  Respond to of 6346
 
Well.... let's go over the classification of farts while we're on the subject. <g>

WARNING: For the lovely women on this thread, you may want to skip this post and all the gory details. :^)

There's the silent but deadly variety. This leaves a trailing path of terror and destruction. Always check for the prevailing wind conditions before unleashing this monster.

Not to be confused with the silent but deadly variety is the weeping fart. Known for its slow and oozing character, the best litmus test for this type of fart is if you have to check your underwear to see if there are any unwanted guests.

Then there's da Bomb. Loud, explosive, and highly combustible. This fart has been known to start forest fires.

And, of course, the simple fart. Biologic in nature. Relieving in character. Not as good as the nookie but on par with a good sneeze.

Is this complex enough? :^)



To: Alan Smithee who wrote (1104)4/16/2002 7:26:17 AM
From: J.B.C.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 6346
 
>>That comment suggests there is such a thing as a "complex" fart. <<

There is! I was on a flight the other day and someone released a complex fart that had many of us wanting to evacuate the aircraft at FL330.

Jim