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Pastimes : Why Do I Attract All The Lunatics? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: 10K a day who wrote (187)4/16/2002 1:40:06 PM
From: Intrepid1  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 264
 
How many wealthy paraplegics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Two - One to mix the martinis while the other one calls the electrician.



To: 10K a day who wrote (187)4/16/2002 3:39:27 PM
From: Intrepid1  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 264
 
How many Palestinians does it take to change a lightbulb?

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None - they insist the Israelis do it first.



To: 10K a day who wrote (187)4/16/2002 3:49:38 PM
From: c.horn  Respond to of 264
 
I've been away so long. I may go wrong and lose my way.


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