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To: Ish who wrote (23358)4/20/2002 9:38:17 PM
From: mr.mark  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
i wish you well. i think that you will get the whole thing.

you've reminded me of a fun little past time that i enjoy, but my wife wishes i'd forget about....

i like to hit the lock button on my car's keyless remote, causing the horn to honk. i like to do it when i'm seated in a restaurant and people walk past the front of the car. if i get them to jump when the horn honks, so much the better. sometimes they just glance at the car, noting the lack of anyone inside the vehicle, and keep walking like it's something that happens everyday.

the coolest part is watching them out of the corner of my eye (so they don't catch on that it's me), all the while having my wife try to grab the key remote from me because i am "being bad".

too much fun

:)

mark



To: Ish who wrote (23358)4/21/2002 8:24:01 AM
From: MrsNose  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Add to that the guaranteed way to get full people to finish off a dessert...cut it in small pieces. A full person won't eat a whole piece, but 4 smaller pieces (adding up to the same size or even larger) are always doable.


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