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To: one_less who wrote (10345)	4/23/2002 1:19:14 AM
From: Lazarus_Long	Respond to of 21057

I'll take your advice. I hate weird, disturbing flicks.

To: one_less who wrote (10345)	4/23/2002 1:29:45 AM
From: Lazarus_Long	Respond to of 21057

Stolen fron the Joke thread: The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has far too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble..... GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE. DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM. EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT. DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT. THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME THE DOTS. SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN EM. ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY. MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER. SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S. A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE. THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE. ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE. And the grand finale..... PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: It can rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into: TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERN. Message 17361106

To: one_less who wrote (10345)	4/23/2002 1:41:34 AM
From: Lazarus_Long	Respond to of 21057

Another one: The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged that they had for the past five years covertly funded a project with US auto makers whereby the auto makers installed black boxes in four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states that the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!" Only the states of West Virginia, Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, Texas, and Tennessee were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this." Message 17353801