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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: bonnuss_in_austin who wrote (252114)4/30/2002 6:40:54 PM
From: jlallen  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769667
 
No more than the empathy than I felt for Chelsea Clinton....

JLA



To: bonnuss_in_austin who wrote (252114)4/30/2002 7:25:03 PM
From: gerard mangiardi  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769667
 
Talk about family values. Those Bush boys sure know how to keep their daughters in check. Parenting is tough and those on the right that ridicule left wing parents for wayward kids ought to realize that a child's behavior is not a function of the parents politics.



To: bonnuss_in_austin who wrote (252114)4/30/2002 7:30:51 PM
From: Mr. Whist  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 769667
 
America's Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers has announced plans to open a halfway house exclusively for George and Barbara Bush's grandchildren.

"We wanted it to be available to others, but with the nursing shortage, we are probably going to be too busy already just attending to the sundry addictions of America's First Family of Politics," said Mrs. Bowers as she cut the ribbon. "Whereas White House occupant Betty Ford opened a facility to keep Liza Minnelli off the street, this is a way of returning the favor by – finally – providing a place for people in the White House to dry out."

"When I saw the mug shot of Noelle Bush on CNN I didn't recognize her at first" said Mrs. Betty Bowers on FOX News. "I instinctively asked my personal shopper Anne Thrope if all of our Christian Crack Whores in Tallahassee were accounted for. When I saw Noelle at the GOP convention in Philadelphia, she didn't have the glassy-eyed look of someone who pops curiously strong Xanax and Vicodin like Altoids. And believe me, as spiritual advisor to Laura Bush, that is a look I would have recognized. When Bar told me to keep an eye on the addict, I thought she was directing my attention to the podium for the acceptance speech. Fortunately, with Jenna and Barbara two seats away, I was keeping a close watch over my purse anyway. And we were all on edge after Liddy Dole's bag – the oversize one covered in carpet – had been rummaged through. Nine of her cute little airline bottles of Captain Morgan were missing before the invocation...."

For the rest of the story and photos, please see bettybowers.com