To: Maurice Winn who wrote (4603 ) 5/10/2002 12:42:05 AM From: Maurice Winn Respond to of 12231 Cloning, Ratman, CDNA and CDMA ... here comes the 21st century. First, Ratman [to replace Batman, Superman and Mighty Mouse as defenders of life, liberty and the pursuit of endorphin stimulation]. slate.msn.com Tests are complete on actual rats, but soon humans will be used [who are able to apply a lot more intelligence to their work]. <We tell ourselves we won't do this to dogs, monkeys, or humans. "We're trying to avoid using bigger animals." Chapin told the Post. But that language is already hedged. History shows little human reluctance to manipulate higher animals. We've used attack dogs, lab monkeys, and military dolphins trained to hunt human divers. Our rationales for robotizing rats are already moving in that direction. "Rats are more mobile than mechanical robots," Chapin explained. "The rat has rather sophisticated navigational skills developed over 200 million years of evolution. It makes sense to make good use of the animal's abilities." Good point. And dogs, being more evolved, have even better navigational skills. And monkeys, being still more evolved, have still better navigational skills. Almost as good as humans. The most famous novel about mind control, George Orwell's 1984, ends with the protagonist losing his will at the prospect of having his head locked in a cage full of rats. How silly. Nobody's going to lock you in a cage. Soon, even rats won't have to be locked in cages. They'll be happy doing whatever we want them to do. They'll love Big Brother. > Second, cloning! I'm hoping that the first three human clones are triplets! That would be so cool. Not just a boring clone with an aged sister or brother or father or mother or whatever the donor cell is called. But triplets! herald.co.nz <Earlier this month a Middle East newspaper whipped up a storm of controversy by quoting Severino Antinori as saying that a woman in his programme was pregnant, but did not provide details making it clear whether it was the result of cloning. The Italian doctor has refused to confirm or deny the story, but told Italy state television today that three cloned pregnancies existed in the world at the moment. "There are three pregnancies," Antinori said in response to the question of how many cloned pregnancies existed. He said two of the three pregnancies were developing in Russia and one in an "Islamic state" and that they were six to nine weeks along.... > The first three are just regular mutants from the legacy DNA systems of nature where all mutant states of DNA are tried and only the successful survive and reproduce, carrying mutations they gained on the way, the useless of which are cruelly filtered out by death and sexual rejection; a DNA equivalent of analogue cellphones, which suffer random interference, dropped calls and general unhappiness. But next, once the cloning techniques are humming along, it'll be the equivalent of cdma2000 3G cyberspace systems. We'll be able to start the McDonald's Menu System for CDNA, pick the basic design then add and subtract bits: "Hold the onion, but put in some of that IQ pickle and a dose of muscle-mass sauce - the gym and steroids are a hell of a hard way to get a Charles Atlas body". "Okay, here you go! And would you like fries with that? How about another 10 telomeres for longevity?" "Wow! How much per telomere?" "Only $10,000 and you get a longevity turbo boost of 42 years per telomere". "Okay, put in 50 of them. That should give a lifetime of about 2000 years, barring stupid accidents." Now, we just need to clone a few million Ratmans, hook them up to graviton.com and It will be able to run the world easy peasy and hang out most days playing golf [with Tiger Woods' neural control, we'll be able to get some impressive scores]. With CDNA, CDMA, Earcells/Cochlear Implants and vocal chord, tongue and lip nerve transducers, we'll be really making progress. Mqurice