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To: E who wrote (12177)	5/6/2002 12:51:56 AM
From: E	Respond to of 21057

Okay, just this one then I'll stop: Top 11 Reason Bush Winned the Electionary... 11) Network polls showing Gore ahead were wrong because a lot of white-supremacist survivalists don't have telephones. 10) At least four Justices can't bear to watch Scalia cry. 9) As strict constitutionalist, the high court majority determined that all slave and 3/5 of indian votes had to be thrown out. 8) Bush was the highest bidder. 7) One word: "Charismability" 6) We have two great fascinations, "sex" and "death." Clinton offered the former, Bush the latter, Gore neither. 5) You say, "overvotes," I say, "Katherine Harris with a pair of tweezers." 4) Leno, Letterman, Maher, O'Brien, Kilborn, Stewart, Carvey, and Farrell voted for Bush, Hammond dissented. 3) The networks exit-poll, the police entrance-poll. 2) 15% of voters felt that because he won the Gulf War, he deserved a second chance. 1) Trick topic, he didn't really win the election.