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Politics : Right Wing Extremist Thread -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: sandintoes who wrote (26096)5/12/2002 3:30:39 PM
From: Lazarus_Long  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 59480
 
An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers left but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, George W. Bush said, "I am President of the United States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower, etc. I am also the smartest president ever". So he takes the first parachute, and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger, said, "I'm Antoine Walker, one of the best NBA Basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I can't afford to die." So he takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane.

The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said "I am the wife of the former President of the United States, and New York Senator, and I am the smartest woman in the world." So she takes the third parachute and exits the plane.

The fourth passenger, an Old Man, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, "I am old and frail and I have lived my life so you take the last parachute.

The boy scout said, "It's OK, there are parachutes left for both of us.

The world's smartest woman took my backpack."