To: Stang who wrote (6746 ) 5/14/2002 8:24:46 PM From: LOR Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 8117 No FAST-1's in the Florida Sun..... Hi Stang and fellow PYNG sufferers All good things must come to an end and that means... YES unfortunately ....... I'm back ..... having got in rather late last night from 2 weeks in the "land of sun & plenty" [except for FAST-1's of course which were as scarce as Hen's teeth....just like here in Montreal] Of course I wasn't all that interested in FAST-1's in West Palm Beach ( actually Palm Beach Shores ) as the vast majority of the older "rich & shameless" folk who might need PYNG's pet product have already closed up their upteen million dollar waterfront estates, made sure that their 'no trespassing' signs were in good order, and then migrated back to Northern venues. The majority of humans left behind on the beaches and in the bars seemed to be vibrant scantily clad young gals, all of whom appeared to be much to healthy to need a "PYNG"...FAST-1! On a brief side trip I did chat with a few nurses who worked at a trauma centre not that far from the Pompano Beach area and got the usual "FAST WHAT????" response when I mentioned PYNG's I.O. device........ I was hoping they would say "Oh sure....we've been using that wonderful life saving device for years......" seeing as how my wife ( a long time nurse here in K-Bec ) looked like she was going to have a heart attack when she learned what the salary range for senior qualified nurses was at the centre. Before coming back to check out this forum I made sure I was fortified with a couple of Molson's (a product much more readily available in Florida then anything PYNG makes) and I made a mental "wish list" before reviewing forum posts...... Here were the main 2 items on the list: 1) "PYNG announces U.S. military order for X2,000 FAST-1's to be delivered at the "MINIMUM" rate of 1,000 per month starting June 2002. ( where x [> or =] to 1. PYNG's COB Mike So&So advises he didn't have to take his pants down to win the order and that the military were so impressed by PYNG design changes that reduced both the size and the weight of the FAST-1 that the military agreed to pay a 25% premium for this dandy product..... Now that the U.S. military is on board, PYNG advises that they have had urgent requests for pricing and delivery from the likes of Sharon, Arafat, Sadham, and of course Johnie Creton's Liberal Party losers in recent Canadian by-elections ...." In the event that a PYNG announcement as positive as 1) above was NOT already on the forum then the next best "announcement" which would have helped to make my "PYNG time" more special would have been: 2) "Mike Jacob's announced today that he is IMMEDIATELY throwing in the towel as PYNG's main spokesperson and "military sales negotiator". 'I came, I saw, and ... I failed' Mike said at a brief interview with a sole reporter of that well known rag the 'Vancouver Dreamer Tribune' and now it is time to pass decision making capabilities to more capable hands. Rumor has it that PYNG intends to offer certain American members of this forum (with military connections) the rare opportunity to assist in the promotion of the FAST-1 on a "commission & fee" basis. Mike was last heard to say that if only he had come to his senses sooner perhaps PYNG's share price might NOT be circling the toilet bowl today.....'but then I think I did as well or better then anybody else with 'twenty/two hundred' vision could do....ANYWAY, the best is yet to come ..... and I plan to be here to "see it" said he on his way out to pasture!!!" Geeeezzzz .... I just ran out of Molson's ..... I wonder if the BECK Beer my brother-in-law left in the fridge after watching the Montreal Canadian's fall apart yesterday is worth drinking... Regarding Susan and her shares....frankly I'd buy her a beer or two if she'd help get PYNG jump started..... maybe even a case of Scotch if the share price makes it over US $1.00 before June 15, 2002.... In any event, I am glad to see that the old faithful crew is still here working to keep track of PYNG and I hope to be able to "assist" more in the coming months.... Chow for now, LOR