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To: JakeStraw who wrote (10177)5/17/2002 12:08:06 AM
From: Jacob Snyder  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 10934
 
<<got any openings?>>

That depends.

Do you want to be an investor, an accountant, or an employee?

If you want to invest, we're going to have our IPO just as soon as JDSU is hitting all-time highs again (that'll be the right market, to do our IPO successfully in). With regular Secondary offerings, to keep our # of shares equal to CSCO's. If you prefer the safety of bonds, we're also offering 20-year convertibles, 27% interest, denominatd in Argentinian pesos.

To qualify for the accountant job, you must have prior relevant experience, doing the books of Enron or Global Crossing.

To be an employee, there is only one requirement. You must be related to me, by blood or marriage.



To: JakeStraw who wrote (10177)5/20/2002 6:01:59 PM
From: Jacob Snyder  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 10934
 
Truth is stranger...........

(from today's WSJ):

In the June 2001 executive-summary memo reviewed by the Journal, Velocita committed to leasing Global Crossing 12 fiber-optic lines in Florida. Global Crossing, in turn, agreed to lease Velocita an equal amount of capacity to be used across its own network. Each company paid the other $33.6 million. Global Crossing hadn't used the Velocita capacity by the time it entered bankruptcy-court proceedings on Jan. 28, according to the company's regulatory filings. Velocita had used $900,000 of the Global Crossing capacity as of a Dec. 31 regulatory filing.
...... Velocita is run by a former Global Crossing chief executive, Robert Annunziata......