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To: stockman_scott who wrote (51587)	5/17/2002 5:31:53 AM
From: Clappy	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 65232

A city boy, named Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." "Well, then, just give me my money back." "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." "OK, then. Just unload the donkey." "What ya gonna do with him?" "I'm going to raffle him off." "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead." A month later the farmer met up with the city boy and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?" "I raffled him off. I sold 500 hundred tickets at two dollars a piece and I made a profit of $898." "Didn't anyone complain?" "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back!" This boy grew up to be a senior executive at ENRON. <rimshot!> -HennysViolin