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To: davemarkun who wrote (85840)5/26/2002 12:25:11 AM
From: Richnorth  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 116816
 
Thanks for the compliments!

Your post is so funny that I hope others enjoy it too.
Otherwise your effort is wasted.

For your info, I am a teetotaller --- neither a drinker nor a smoker. Sorry, you have been out to lunch umpteen times.

But yea, go on entertaining us with your cranky out-to-lunch diagnoses. They are good for your credibility!!!



To: davemarkun who wrote (85840)5/26/2002 3:09:01 AM
From: E. Charters  Respond to of 116816
 
-- from all the fat beer guzzling ukranians and evil tooth sharpening lithuanians.--

dear Dave:

after a hard day of folk dancin and stompin wid jewish babies, we bin sittin down and thinkin about how to cure all the bad stuff happenin in the world and make it safe for lithuanians, ukranians and beer drinkers everywhere.

We figure that is for everybody to swear allegiance to the ukranian-lithuanian folk dancing club. If everybody joins we won't have nobody to suspect ain't wid us, and nobody to fight wid, but there will be whole lots less bodies to shovel, so it might make up for it.

Some of us figure, that we don't want no spy trash in our folk dancing club, but the majority of us figure at least we an keep an eye on them, and if they do anything suspect then we are in a position to discpline them. 'sides, after a while they will become nice just like us, if they learn to dance.

we figure though that if they don't want to join, its only a matter of time before they show up at the door lookin to cause trouble. My wife thinks that we can leave them alone to dance their own folk dances, but I dunno. The boys say we need a test of loyalty otherwise we is always goin to be at each others throats.

So hows about it dave, you want to get an embroidered costume and learn to eat pysankas, vareny, deruny, pampushky, cabbage and pork stewed in beer -- and dance the hoochie koo?

It's in the interests of world peace.

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