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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (96077)	5/29/2002 9:34:27 AM
From: JHP	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 132070

Subject: Divorce The judge had come to what he though was the end of a settlement conference regarding a young orthodox Jewish couple who were getting a divorce. When all appeared to be settled he asked "Is there anything else? The wife replied, "Yes! I need a get." "What" said the Judge. At that point the husband's attorney explained that a "get" was a Jewish divorce and that his client had no objection of including that in the Judgment Of Divorce. The soon to be ex-wife, realizing the Judge's lack of knowledge regarding the Jewish religion asked "Judge, do you know the difference between a "get" and a bris?" "No" said the Judge. "What is the difference?" "With a get" she explained "You get rid of the whole schmuck!"