Think like a criminal
Cheerleaders Booted For Car Wash 'Fraud'
Incoming Freshmen Held Fund-Raiser Before School Started
Posted: 4:45 p.m. EDT May 30, 2002
Updated: 7:24 p.m. EDT May 30, 2002
GIG HABOR, Wash. -- They're not cheerleaders yet, but they are in trouble.
Four incoming freshman girls were kicked off the cheerleading squad of Gig Habor High School in Washington state recently.
School officials say the girls held a car wash fund-raiser without permission. The cheerleading coach said the girls committed fraud.
Fourteen-year-old Chelsey Nesbitt said she feels like a criminal.
"I don't know what 'fraud' means," Nesbitt said. "I'm a blonde."
The girls say they were told it would be fine to go ahead with the car wash, as long as parents supervised.
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I'm a Blonde
Because I'm a blonde, I don't have to think.
I talk like a baby, and I [don't] pay for drinks.
Never have to worry 'bout gettin['] a man
[As long as I] keep this blond and I keep these tan,
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see people working and it only makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work; I just have to [j]iggle.
I'm a blonde, B-L-O-N-D[-E].
I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?
I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook.
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know lots of people are smarter than me,
But I have this philosophy:
So what?
I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for 'em,
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em,
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.
They say that to make it, you need talent and ambition.
Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition:
Umm ... okay ... what was it? ...
umm ...Don't tell me ... Oh, yeah, okay.
[Duck], Magnum, [duck]!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I took a VD test, and I passed it, of course.
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche,'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-[O]-N-D[-E].
I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?
I just want to say that being chosen this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
And my goal is to become a vetrinarian [']cause I love children.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Other girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true.
With my hair and body, you would be too.
I'm a blonde, B-L- ... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah! |
