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Politics : Sharks in the Septic Tank -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Neocon who wrote (49260)	6/5/2002 6:55:10 PM
From: MulhollandDrive	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 82486

Firefly: Now listen here. I've got a swell job for you, but first I'll have to ask you a couple of important questions. Now, what is it that has four pair of pants, lives in Philadelphia and it never rains but it pours? (He chuckles, thinking he has baffled Chicolini) Chicolini (absurdly turning the tables): That's-a good one. I give you three guesses. Firefly: Now, let me see. Has four pair of pants, lives in Philadelphia...Is it male or female? Chicolini: No, I don't think so. Firefly: Is he dead? Chicolini: Who? Firefly: I don't know. I give up. Chicolini: I give up too. Now, I ask you another one. What is it got big black-a moustache, smokes a big black cigar, and is a big pain in the neck? Firefly : Now, don't tell me. Has a big black moustache, smokes a big black cigar and is a big pain in the - (he acts furious when he can't answer the question, but then catches on and acts insulted) Chicolini: Uh - Firefly: Does he wear glasses? Chicolini: Atsa right. You guess it quick. Firefly: Just for that, you don't get the job I was gonna give you. Chicolini: What job? Firefly: Secretary of War. Chicolini: All right, I take it. Firefly: Sold! betha rummy had this one DOWN! :)