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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (207)	8/5/2004 12:33:02 AM
From: Patrick Slevin	Respond to of 210

A study conducted by the Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies are expected

To: Don Pueblo who wrote (207)	10/30/2004 9:03:33 PM
From: Tom Clarke	Respond to of 210

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