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To: Sarkie who wrote (1843)	6/10/2002 11:06:14 PM
From: sandintoes	Respond to of 6378

LOL Good one...or related to both!

To: Sarkie who wrote (1843)	6/10/2002 11:14:02 PM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 6378

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