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To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (14758)	6/12/2002 4:15:03 PM
From: Constant Reader	Respond to of 21057

The mental image is not pretty, that much is certain.

To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (14758)	6/12/2002 4:21:33 PM
From: Lazarus_Long	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 21057

but I do NOT speak from personal experience! You're a LAWYER and you say that? AND ANOTHER GOOD EXCUSE FOR A LAWYER JOKE! (Not that I actually need one.) A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains. There's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the sum of $800 an ounce. The outraged lawyer says, "This is a ripoff! How come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?" The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"