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To: gao seng who wrote (263486)6/12/2002 9:09:25 PM
From: gao seng  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769670
 
Are You a Sleeper Terrorist?

By John W. Albanese
BSNN.net

YOU JUST MIGHT BE AN Al QAEDA SLEEPER TERRORIST IF :

You SCUBA dive with your turban on.

Your picture is plastered all over the Post Office wall, and nobody notices you.

The INS keeps sending you junk mail.

You love watching Americans jump at the chime of the cable “Breaking News Alert!” music.

Attorney General John Ashcroft has extreme difficulty pronouncing your name.

John Walsh is calling you a “bastard” while Geraldo is hot on your trail.

You’re a Muslim man, aged 17-43, wearing a “WTC-Never Forget 9/11” T-shirt.

You travel through airports like O.J. in a 1970’s Hertz commercial.

Your idea of “Touring America” is taking video pics of reservoirs at sunrise.

You call in sick to your night job at the 7-11 so you can watch the Israel v. Saudi Arabia World Cup Soccer match live.

You’re studying Nuclear Physics and/or Micro-Biology at Community College under an expired Saudi Arabian student visa.

Your Passport has stamps in it from Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen, France and Canada.

The FBI can’t find you, even though you’re listed in the phone book.

The FBI lost your file.

You live in New Jersey, and you donated to that Jerry Lewis-style telethon broadcast on Al Jazeera.

You live in Brooklyn and hold an FAA license to fly a crop-duster.

You’re computer can encrypt Arabic alphabet characters into e-mail.

You send your second wife to perform conjugal visits at Camp Gitmo.

You graduated from the 4th Grade of the Greendale School in Franklin Park, N.J.

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