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To: Jorj X Mckie who wrote (6818)6/29/2002 12:11:57 PM
From: Constant Reader  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 17639
 
Per this week's Barrron's, this is what some popular financial acronyms really mean:

EBITDA = Earnings before I tricked the dumb auditor.

EBIT = Earnings before irregularities and tampering.

CEO = Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO = Corporate Fraud Officer.

NAV = Normal Andersen valuation.

EPS = Eventual prison sentence.



To: Jorj X Mckie who wrote (6818)6/29/2002 3:11:18 PM
From: Shoot1st  Respond to of 17639
 
Naw!!.....

tonights gonna be special..

Stuffed Spam with chick peas and dandielions.

Bacon Grease Fondue with marshmallows as an appeteaser

a carrot

and for desert.......barley dipped in chocolate....

K-PaulSHootie