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Strategies & Market Trends : Zeev's Turnips - No Politics -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Ron Dior who wrote (89401)7/1/2002 5:35:46 PM
From: Ron Dior  Respond to of 99280
 
LOL you guys are killin me...



To: Ron Dior who wrote (89401)7/1/2002 10:16:03 PM
From: Ron Dior  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 99280
 
Top ten reasons Market Bears wear Bowties.

10. Conservative looking...

9. Long ties would get soiled when they scat in the woods...

8. The bow-tie syndrome is a sub-conscious signal of intent. Bulls are long the market and like long ties. Bears are short the market and prefer short ties.

7. They can't afford Dior neckties? tim

6. Jim Rogers doesn't own a long tie...

5. bears are fastidious and frugal. prefer to keep ties short and out of harm's way, during those messy mauling of bulls.

4. Bears don't have to make up for a lack of length in other areas...

3. in a fight, it's much tougher to get strangled on a bowtie.

2. Bull steaks are simply more tasty when your are dressed formal

And the #1 reason Market Bears wear Bowties....



To: Ron Dior who wrote (89401)7/1/2002 11:49:25 PM
From: TimeToMakeTheInvs  Respond to of 99280
 
and the number one reason bear wear neckties !!!!!! zipzipadooday, because they're all bowed otherwise as well <g>. ("bowed out" equals Southern slang expression depicting physical posture expressing good'ol redneck bravura [sp?], sometimes humorously at odds with the current situation)
tim



To: Ron Dior who wrote (89401)7/1/2002 11:59:01 PM
From: Gottfried  Respond to of 99280
 
another reason bears wear clip-on bow ties: they never learned to tie a proper Windsor knot.

Gottfried :)