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To: TheBusDriver who wrote (10102)7/5/2002 2:07:09 PM
From: Tom Johnson  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 14101
 
Joe:
I'm sure I speak for a number of lurkers; what's your take on today's trading?



To: TheBusDriver who wrote (10102)7/5/2002 2:09:30 PM
From: Cal Gary  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 14101
 
OT Current Corporate Spoofs

New ways to evaluate the Annual Report.

EBIT = Earnings before Irregularities and Tampering
EBITDA = Earnings before I Tricked Da Accountant
CEO = Chief Embezzlement Officer
NAV = Normal Andersen Valuations

To keep everything in balance:

EPS = Eventual Prison Sentence

*Courtesy of the Calgary Herald