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To: abuelita who wrote (1540)7/5/2002 10:32:46 PM
From: Raymond Duray  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 89467
 
auntie rose,

Re: i could tell - there are a few of us here.

SI is a haven for the ethically depraved and intellectually dishonest. Otherwise known as Republicans.

How Bush hopes to evade responsibility:

ONLY IN TEXAS

From the State where drunk driving is sometimes considered a sport, comes a true story from Texas.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night) flicked the blinkers on, then off, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few tentative inches, reversed a little and then remained in place for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.

At long last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test. To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!!

Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the Texan, "tonight I'm the designated decoy."

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Bush has designated Martha as the official designated decoy. MSO and/or WCOM spare the Enron crowd from investigation.