To: AC Flyer who wrote (20836 ) 7/6/2002 11:04:39 PM From: Raymond Duray Respond to of 74559 Mike, You remind me of this one: Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says; I don't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I just don't get it." "Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?" "Lawyers, same as you," replies the small alligator. "Hm. Well, where do you catch'em?" "Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp." "Same here. Hm. How do you catch'em?" "Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then I jump out, bite'em, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat'em!" "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by the time you get done shakin' the shit out of a lawyer, there's nothing'left but lips and a briefcase.. """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Re: "You miserable sack..." It sounds better to say "sad sack". Please, feel free to plagiarize, try it, perhaps you'll hear what I mean. Though I do understand that your recent cranial-rectal insertion procedure has resulted in some unfortunate loss of sensory features. Fortunately, I see the wiring from the sensory organs are dead-ended, so..... no matter. Re: Here's the rest of the article from the Telegraph that you somehow failed to post: You, sir, jumped to the wrong conclusion. Again. I read that bit of blarney, that class-conscious cackling of a wet hen's ravings and decided for the sake of sobriety and honesty to exclude such clap-trap from the discussion. I simply refuse to aid and abet a known propagandist by regurgitation. All in all, I'm appreciative to Joel for alerting me that you've decided to take off the devious pose of "market cheerleader" and let us know what you're really all about. A very terrified little man who's afraid he's going to have to share his unearned (and probably ill-gotten) gains. You've been amusing, Ray "Behind every great fortune, there is a great crime." -Honore de Balzac