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To: abuelita who wrote (15436)7/12/2002 1:18:14 AM
From: elpolvo  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 104159
 
tell more about your 15 seconds of flame

seconds 1 thru 5 -

greg: "wait. i can't get it lit"

mr. flame: "come on dude... i soaked it in gasoline.
you can't ever get yer outboard started in an
emergency either. hurry up before somebody comes
over here."

greg: "ok i got it... RUN! YOU'RE ON FIRE!"

seconds 6 thru 12 -

<mr. flame runs down the dock and by the crowd.
he's supposed to be screaming but realizes he
can't scream and laugh at the same time so he
starts doing math in his head... 118 divided
by seven is... ??? ...>

seconds 13 thru 15 -

<the math trick works. with arms stretched high
in the air he finally lets out a milk curdling
scream... AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!! and leaps
at top hull speed (6 knots) off the end of the dock.
he flies like flight 800, burning and disintegrating,
into the inky black wetness of the lagoon and
disappears under a colossal vertical plume of
agua frio del rio.>